God's creation

> A man was sick and tired
> of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

> > > He wanted her to see what
> he went through so he prayed:
> 'Dear
> Lord:
> > I go
> to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at > home. > > I > want her to know what I go through. > >
> So, > please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. > > >
> Amen!'>
> God, in his infinite
> wisdom, granted the man's wish. >

> The next > morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. > >
> He arose, cooked
> breakfast for his mate,
> Awakened the kids, > > >

> Set out their school > clothes, >
> Fed them breakfast, > >
> Packed their lunches, > >

> Drove them to school, > >
> Came home and picked up
> the dry cleaning, >
> Took it to the cleaners > >
> And stopped at the bank
> to make a deposit, >
> Went grocery shopping, > >
> Then drove home to put
> away the groceries, > >
> Paid the > bills and balanced the check book. > >

> He cleaned the cat's > litter box and bathed the dog. >
> Then, it was > already 01P.M. >

> And he hurried to make > the beds,
> Do the laundry, vacuum, > > > Dust, > >
> And sweep and mop the > kitchen floor. >
> Ran to the school to pick
> up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. > >

> Set out milk and cookies
> and got the kids organized to do their homework. > >
> Then, set up the ironing
> board and watched TV while he did the ironing. > >

> At 4:30 he began peeling
> potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops > and snapped fresh beans for supper. > >

> After supper, > >
> He cleaned the kitchen, > >
> Ran the dishwasher, > >
> Folded laundry, > > > Bathed the kids, > >
> And put them to bed. > >

> At 09 P.M . > >
> He was exhausted and,
> though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he
> was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without > complaint. >

> The next morning, he
> awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - >

> 'Lord,
> I don't know what I was thinking. > >
> I was > so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. > >
> Please, > oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. > >
> Amen!'>

> The Lord, in his infinite > wisdom, replied: > >
> 'My son, I > feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
> things back to the way they were.
> You'll just > have to wait nine months, though. >
> You got > pregnant last night.'